Jennifer Hart > Jennifer's Quotes

“This town was a carbgasm looking for a place to happen and my ass was volunteering as the venue.”
― Jennifer L. Hart, All Washed Up

“Look" I narrowed my eyes at Mr. Gorgeous. "I'm kind of in the middle of a nervous breakdown and after that I plan on having a very festive pity party, table for one, so unless you are here to put me out of my misery I suggest you scurry on your way.”
― Jennifer L. Hart, Who Needs a Hero?

“It's one slice of shit-cake after another with me, isn't it? Why did you marry me?"
"God gave you to me."
"Did you keep the receipt?"

- Amber and Meoraq”
― R. Lee Smith, The Last Hour of Gann

“I should probably get started collecting the cats that would one day eat my face when I died, bitter and alone.”
― Jennifer L. Hart, Murder al Dente

“Yet for all the aggravation of tending them, it was not so terrible an ordeal. He’d never kept a pet before and keeping close to fifty of them all at once in the wildlands was not how any man ought to begin, but he seemed to be having some success at it and he had to admit, he liked having someone to talk to, even if she couldn’t talk back.”
― R. Lee Smith, The Last Hour of Gann