Laurel > Laurel's Quotes

“Now go and stake some vamps. Especially the sparkly emo ones.”
― Kevin Hearne, Hammered

“Atticus "What's this religion going to be called?"
Oberon "Poochism"
A:"and the name of this holy writ I will be typing for you?"
O:"The dead flea scrolls: A Sirius Prophecy.”
― Kevin Hearne, Trapped

“I should like to take this opportunity to name you Sherlock and point out that there is no shit.”
― Kevin Hearne

“Poison?" she (Granuaile)said,"I hope it isn't iocane powder.”
― Kevin Hearne, Trapped

“its difficult to dislike a man who takes pleasure in giving away free beer.”
― Kevin Hearne, Trapped

“Atticus:"I found it difficult not to grin like a geek at a Trekkie convention.”
― Kevin Hearne, Trapped

“Atticus:"Damn it, Jim, I'm a Druid not a Physicist!”
― Kevin Hearne, Trapped

“First we need to get a buttload of nails.’

‘A buttload? How much is that?’

‘Uh…’

Granuaile rescued me with her superior knowledge of indefinite units of measurement. ‘I believe that’s slightly more than a shitload but much less than a fuckton.”
― Kevin Hearne

“Druid log July 15: Dark elves are not only quick and efficient killers, but creative and pyrotechnically inclined ones.”
― Kevin Hearne, Trapped

“At first we raced through space, like shadows and light; her rants, my raves; her dark hair, my blonde; black dresses, white. She's a purple-black African-violet-dark butterfly and I a white moth. We were two wild ponies, Dawn and Midnight, the wind electrifying our manes and our hooves quaking the city; we were photo negatives of each other, together making the perfect image of a girl.”
― Francesca Lia Block, Violet & Claire