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  • #1
    Charlotte Brontë
    “Am I hideous, Jane?
    Very, sir: you always were, you know.”
    Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre

  • #2
    “But I think the first real change in women’s body image came when JLo turned it butt-style. That was the first time that having a large-scale situation in the back was part of mainstream American beauty. Girls wanted butts now. Men were free to admit that they had always enjoyed them. And then, what felt like moments later, boom—Beyoncé brought the leg meat. A back porch and thick muscular legs were now widely admired. And from that day forward, women embraced their diversity and realized that all shapes and sizes are beautiful. Ah ha ha. No. I’m totally messing with you. All Beyonce and JLo have done is add to the laundry list of attributes women must have to qualify as beautiful. Now every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.”
    Tina Fey, Bossypants

  • #3
    Shel Silverstein
    “Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy.”
    Shel Silverstein, The Giving Tree

  • #4
    Robert Rankin
    “Jack, get a grip of yourself.'
    I have a grip of myself.' Jack took a grip of himself. It was a most intimate grip; not the kind of grip that you usually take of yourself in public.”
    Robert Rankin, The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse

  • #5
    Robert Rankin
    “Have you ever head this theory about drinking yourself sober?' Eddie asked. 'It's a very popular theory. Amongst drunks, anyway.”
    Robert Rankin, The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse

  • #6
    Robert Rankin
    “As real as,' said Eddie.
    'As real as what?' said Jack.
    'Wish I knew,' said Eddie. 'But I can't do corroborative nouns. None of us are perfect, are we? I can get started. As big as, as obscene as, as foul as. But I can't get any further. But that's life for you again. As unfair as...”
    Robert Rankin, The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse

  • #7
    Donna Tartt
    “I had the epiphany that laughter was light, and light was laughter, and that this was the secret of the universe.”
    Donna Tartt, The Goldfinch

  • #8
    Stephen  King
    “Go then, there are other worlds than these.”
    Stephen King, The Gunslinger (The Dark Tower, #1) separate

  • #9
    Stephen  King
    “Go now. Our journey is done. And may we meet again, in the clearing, at the end of the path.”
    Stephen King

  • #10
    Stephen  King
    “I do not kill with my gun;
    He who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father.
    I kill with my heart.”
    Stephen King

  • #11
    Stephen  King
    “All things serve the beam”
    Stephen King, The Waste Lands

  • #12
    William Goldman
    “Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.”
    William Goldman, The Princess Bride

  • #13
    Lao Tzu
    “Do you have the patience to wait until your mud settles and the water is clear?”
    Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching



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