Dana > Dana's Quotes

“The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”
― George Carlin

“I can’t write without a reader. It’s precisely like a kiss—you can’t do it alone.”
― John Cheever

“Tonight’s December thirty-first,
Something is about to burst.
The clock is crouching, dark and small,
Like a time bomb in the hall.
Hark, it's midnight, children dear.
Duck! Here comes another year!”
― Ogden Nash, Collected Verse from 1929 On

“Nothing says “I’m sexy” like appearing as if you’ve just blown the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.”
― Dana Marie Bell, Bear Naked