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    “Do you want to know why men name their penis? So the most important decisions in their life aren't made by a stranger.”
    Linda Howard, After the Night

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    “She should have remembered her past experiences in the relationship wars and not let herself get so excited. Evidently her hormones had overruled her common sense and she had become drunk on ovarian wine, the most potent, sanity- destroying substance in the universe.”
    Linda Howard, Mr. Perfect

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    “I'm not holding you against your will; I'm holding you against your car.”
    Linda Howard, Mr. Perfect



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