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  • #1
    John Kenneth Galbraith
    “Under capitalism, man exploits man; while under socialism just the reverse is true.”
    John Kenneth Galbraith, A Life in Our Times: Memoirs

  • #2
    Ernest Hemingway
    “There's nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and open a vein.”
    Ernest Hemingway

  • #3
    “If the Super Bowl is the ultimate game, how come there is another one next year?”
    Duane Thomas
    tags: humor

  • #4
    Groucho Marx
    “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
    Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

  • #5
    “Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.”
    Anthony G. Oettinger

  • #6
    Groucho Marx
    “From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #7
    Groucho Marx
    “I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #8
    Groucho Marx
    “The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #9
    Groucho Marx
    “I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #10
    Groucho Marx
    “One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #11
    Groucho Marx
    “I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #12
    Groucho Marx
    “Whatever it is, I'm against it.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #13
    Groucho Marx
    “While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #14
    Groucho Marx
    “Room service? Send up a larger room."

    [A Night at the Opera]”
    Groucho Marx

  • #15
    Groucho Marx
    “Time wounds all heels.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #16
    Groucho Marx
    “Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?”
    Groucho Marx

  • #17
    H.L. Mencken
    “Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.”
    H.L. Mencken, A Mencken Chrestomathy

  • #18
    H.L. Mencken
    “Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.”
    H.L. Mencken, Prejudices: Third Series

  • #19
    Mark Twain
    “A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.”
    Mark Twain



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