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    Brendan Behan
    “I saw a sign that said 'Drink Canada Dry'. So I did.”
    Brendan Behan, The Complete Plays: The Hostage / The Quare Fellow / Richard's Cork Leg / Moving Out / A Garden Party / The Big House

  • #2
    Quentin Crisp
    “It's no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, 'Really, I was meant to be a ballet dancer.' By then, pigs will be your style.”
    Quentin Crisp

  • #3
    Norman Douglas
    “How hard it is, sometimes, to trust the evidence of one's senses! How reluctantly the mind consents to reality.”
    Norman Douglas

  • #4
    Johnny Carson
    “For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.”
    Johnny Carson

  • #5
    “I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.”
    Tommy Cooper
    tags: humor

  • #6
    “Pluto is cold; Chicago in January is merely inconvenient.”
    Mark Blumberg

  • #7
    John Stuart Mill
    “Since every country stands in numerous and various relations with the other countries of the world, and many, our own among the number, exercise actual authority over some of these, a knowledge of the established rules of international morality is essential to the duty of every nation, and therefore of every person in it who helps to make up the nation, and whose voice and feeling form a part of what is called public opinion. Let not any one pacify his conscience by the delusion that he can do no harm if he takes no part, and forms no opinion. Bad men need nothing more to compass their ends, than that good men should look on and do nothing. He is not a good man who, without a protest, allows wrong to be committed in his name, and with the means which he helps to supply, because he will not trouble himself to use his mind on the subject. It depends on the habit of attending to and looking into public transactions, and on the degree of information and solid judgment respecting them that exists in the community, whether the conduct of the nation as a nation, both within itself and towards others, shall be selfish, corrupt, and tyrannical, or rational and enlightened, just and noble.”
    John Stewart Mill, Inaugural Address Delivered to the University of St Andrews, 2/1/1867

  • #8
    Georges Clemenceau
    “America is the only nation in history which, miraculously, has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilisation.”
    Georges Clemenceau



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