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“There's a tree," Starflight said, jumping to his feet. "In the forest."
"No way," Glory said. "A tree in the forest?”
― Tui T. Sutherland, The Lost Heir

“Hello, a cheerful voice said in his mind. Would you like to destroy some evil today?”
― Brandon Sanderson, Words of Radiance

“I’d be offended if I could be offended,” he said. “Maybe I should start calling you a cow, since you have four limbs, are made of meat, and have rudimentary biological mental capacities.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Skyward

“Hello?’ M-Bot said. ‘Spensa? Are you dead?’
‘Maybe.’
‘Oooh. Like the cat!’
‘...What?’
‘I’m not sure, honestly,’ M-Bot said. ‘But logically, if you’re speaking to me then possibility has collapsed in our favor. Hurray!”
― Brandon Sanderson, Skyward

“Tremble and fear, all enemies!” he shouted. “For we shall shake the air with thunder and blood! Your doom is imminent!”
― Brandon Sanderson, Skyward

“You have four guns."
"Someone must have stuck them on when I wasn't looking.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Skyward

“That soup tasted better than the blood of my enemies.
Considering I'd never actually tasted the blood of my enemies, perhaps that didn't do justice to the soup.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Skyward

“...human beings need someone friendly to listen to them when they’re grieving. So feel free to talk to me. I will be friendly. You have nice shoes.”
“Is that the only thing you notice about people?”
“I’ve always wanted shoes. They’re the sole piece of clothing that makes any sense, assuming ideal environmental conditions. They don’t play into your strange and nonsensical taboos about not letting anyone see your—”
“Is this really the only thing you can think of to comfort someone who is grieving?”
“It was number one on my list.” Great.
“The list has seven million entries. Do you want to hear number two?”
“Is it silence?”
“That didn’t even make the list.”
“Move it to number two.”
“All right, I . . . Oh.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Skyward

“When this is done, Jerkface, I will hold your tarnished and melted pin up as my trophy as your smoldering ship marks your pyre, and the final resting place of your crushed and broken corpse!"
- Spensa, pg. 64”
― Brandon Sanderson, Skyward

“You watch yourself," I said, wishing I had something to stand on to bring my eyes level with his. "When you are broken and mourning your fall from grace, I will consume your shadow in my own, and laugh at your misery.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Skyward

“A pox of unique human diseases--many of which cause an uncomfortable swelling--come upon you!”
― Brandon Sanderson, Skyward

“Just for that, I shall hunt your firstborn and laugh with glee as I tell them of your death in terrible detail, with many unpleasant adjectives!”
― Brandon Sanderson, Skyward

“That was the strangest thing that had happened to me since starting flight school, and I spent my mornings talking to a slug.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Skyward

“Then why do you have guns?"
"For shooting large and dangerous beasts who might be threatening my fungus specimens", M-Bot said. "Obviously.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Skyward

“I imagined those broken rocks as the broken bodies of my enemies, their bones shattered, their trembling arms reaching upward in a useless gesture of total and complete defeat. I was a very odd little girl.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Skyward

“I took a sip of my purple drink and almost spat it out. It was so sweet. I covered it up by trying one of the fries. My mouth exploded with flavor, and I froze, eyes wide. I practically melted into a puddle. I’d had fried algae before, but it had been nowhere near as good as this. What were those spices? “Spin?” Arturo asked. “You look like someone just stepped on your toe.” I held up a fry, fingers trembling. “So. GOOD.” “She’s been living on rats for the last few months,” FM pointed out. “Her taste buds are undergoing serious atrophy.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Skyward

“Spensa, I hear no more footfalls. Have you temporary stopped being bipedal?”
― Brandon Sanderson, Skyward

“And we started flying. Sloooooowly.
"Yippee?" M-Bot said.
"It is kind of a letdown, isn't it?”
― Brandon Sanderson, Skyward

“I smiled, then realized I was talking to a weird cave slug, which was a new low even for me.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Skyward

“He nodded."
"He kind-of-halfway-sort-of-nodded-but-it-might-have-been-a-random-twitch.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Skyward

“you could be tied to a table with eight broken ribs and a delirious fever, and you’d still find a way to make everyone else look bad.” “Hey,” I said, grinning at the compliment. “Most people make themselves look bad. I just stand to the side and don’t get in the way.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Skyward

“This was a kid who scheduled extra time in his day for sneezes when he had a cold.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Skyward

“I believe that human beings need humor during times of depression,” M-Bot said.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Skyward

“I can both talk to her and bother you!” M-Bot called. “Multitasking is an essential means by which an artificial intelligence achieves more efficiency than fleshy human brains.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Skyward

“That,” Cobb said, “was somehow the most embarrassing and inspiring display I’ve ever seen out of cadets! You should be ashamed. And proud.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Skyward

“You’re nice and stuff,” Hurl said. “I figure you’ll give in if I push hard enough. So, can I eat your dessert?” “Bless your stars,” Kimmalyn said. “But touch my pie, and I’ll rip your fingers off.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Skyward

“The best modesty is shown while bragging,”
― Brandon Sanderson, Skyward

“That is good. I should not like to be maintained by one who lacks brain functions.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Skyward

“I genuinely believe that I'm an advanced, well-armed, stealth-capable ship because it will help me harvest fungi better. This is not at all irrational.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Skyward

“The girl and I soon passed a fountain. A real fountain, like from the stories. We both stopped to gape, and I extricated my arm from the girl’s grasp. Part of me wanted to be offended—but she seemed so genuine. “That music the water makes,” she said. “Isn’t it the most wonderful sound ever?” “The most wonderful sound ever is the lamentations of my enemies, screaming my name toward the heavens with ragged, dying voices.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Skyward