Jaden Wilkes > Jaden's Quotes

“Now go and stake some vamps. Especially the sparkly emo ones.”
― Kevin Hearne, Hammered

“The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.”
― Bob Marley

“That’s right, I am the unenthusiastic girl people avoid making eye contact with when they buy their spank mags and twelve-inch rubber cocks. I’m the one in full HAZMAT gear cleaning up the “accidental” shot spots they leave behind in one of our twenty-five cent porn booths. For what it’s worth, there’s a reason I don’t fill in the glory holes, they all think they’re so sneaky, getting their dick sucked by some anonymous stranger on the other side. I see it as less clean up, let the cock sucking stranger slurp up their spunk. It saves me running a disinfectant wipe along the wall, hoping that none of it touches any part of me. So keep up the good work anonymous strangers, keep gobbling cock and making my life easier. If you want, leave your address at the store and I’ll add you to my fucking Christmas card list.”
― Jaden Wilkes, Dirty Little Freaks

“I am going to untie your feet first,” Dimitri told the girl, “but if you try to run, I will kill you.”
“Do you have a gun?” she asked, trying to sit up as far as her bonds would let her.

“I don’t need a gun to kill you, my pet,” Dimitri said and laughed, a low, rich sound. “I can do it with my hands if need be. But there won’t be any need if you behave yourself, do you understand?”

She nodded her head and emitted a small whimper.

“Say yes or no so we’re on the same page,” he said again.

“Yes, I understand,” she whispered.

He grabbed her throat and squeezed until she coughed and whined at the pain. “I told you to say yes or no. There is no reason to get fancy, do you understand?”

He released her and let her take a few deep breaths before she replied, “Yes.” in a broken voice.”
― Jaden Wilkes, The Beast

“Don't let your luggage define your travels, each life unravels differently.”
― Shane Koyczan

“I've been told
that people in the army
do more by 7:00 am
than I do
in an entire day

But if I wake
at 6:59 am
and turn to you
to trace the outline of your lips
with mine
I will have done enough
and killed no one
in the process.”
― Shane Koyczan

“And you are worth the time it takes to take the time to get to know you. We've managed to muttle through the awkward stage of i like you and you like me, but when we both finally said 'yes' life became a multiple choice test, not knowing anything we became each others best guess. and, holding your hand is less like exploration and more like discovery. lady, i don't have to study you to be sure. you're the choice i made before i knew what the other choices were”
― Shane Koyczan

“giving yourself to me completely, you will be free to heal yourself and see yourself whole. I am going to take the broken parts of you and mend them back together. I will do this for you if you give yourself to me.”
― Jaden Wilkes, The Beast

“She was a cutter. Only saying she was a cutter might be an understatement. She was a destroyer of beautiful things.”
― Jaden Wilkes, The Beast

“Your vagina is not magical, your love is not a healing elixir, and if he hurts you now, it will get worse.”
― Jaden Wilkes, The Beast

“There are two wolves battling inside of you, one is fear and one is love. The wolf that survives depends on which one you decide to feed.”
― Jaden Wilkes, Dirty Little Freaks

“I feel like I just sucked a Care Bear’s dick, I’m so full of cute right now.”
― Jaden Wilkes, Dirty Little Freaks

“He smokes too much weed. I can taste it in his spunk. I need to get him to eat more pineapple to sweeten his seed. I’m like the Iron Chef of ball batter.”
― Jaden Wilkes, Dirty Little Freaks

“I shoot him what I assume is a sexy smile, if a “Gary Busey on crack” smile can ever be considered sexy.”
― Jaden Wilkes, Dirty Little Freaks

“Death by hormonal overload.”
― Jaden Wilkes, Dirty Little Freaks

“It’s like looking at the sun, I worry if I don’t look away his image will be burned on my retinas for the rest of my life.”
― Jaden Wilkes, Dirty Little Freaks

“It might just be me, but I’m always worried I’ll be stuck with a little dick every time I get naked with somebody new.”
― Jaden Wilkes, Dirty Little Freaks

“I might look like a lame fucking creeper when I’m trying to flirt,”
― Jaden Wilkes, Dirty Little Freaks

“She breezes in at five minutes past, she’s always late but her beauty makes up for it. I hate to say it, but being beautiful means you get away with a lot more in our culture. Be beautiful or interesting, be something or the world will run you over as they riot to get closer to those better than you.”
― Jaden Wilkes, Therapist

“That's all there is, enlightenment on the end of a cock. It doesn't get any more Zen than that.”
― Jaden Wilkes, Therapist

“She’s contemplative; I can feel the air around her thick with her thoughts. “No,” she says at last, “I want to believe you’re being sincere but I know you’re not. So I say no, because even if I allow myself to fantasize a little about our lives in a cabin on the beach, I still find myself being left by you. There’s almost no scenario I can think of where we live happily ever after.”
“There could be,” I tell her and mean it at the moment. Maybe mean it for longer. Her fingers stop moving and she sighs. I open my eyes and she’s staring down at me. The lights have come on around the parking lot and one of them shines directly into her face. She angelic, a neon seraphim under the brilliant skies of the spring. I can see us on our boat, eating our hand picked clams on the fire behind our place. I can see it so vividly I’m almost sure it’s happened.”
― Jaden Wilkes, Therapist

“You are my warrior, my queen, my little dove,” he said and slid his length inside of her. “You are my love,”
― Jaden Wilkes, Perfectly Normal

“Scars are not a disfigurement, they are a sign telling the world that you fucking survived whatever it was that tried to kill you.”
― Jaden Wilkes, Perfectly Normal

“Her eyes fluttered and I could see the slightest rise and fall in her chest.

Thank god, thank you Jesus, whoever was looking out for me and had my back. Getting rid of another body would be fucking tedious task right now.

Who knew being in a loving, committed relationship would cut so much into my killing time?”
― Jaden Wilkes, Serial, Volume Three

“Interesting indeed.”
― Jaden Wilkes, Serial, Volume Three

“Interesting indeed.”
― Lily White, Serial, Volume Three

“State of Oregon”
― Jaden Wilkes, Serial, Volume One

“gangster.”
― Jaden Wilkes, Serial, Volume One

“I believe I love my victims. Something about each and every one of them calls to me, draws me in and makes me fall in love. I just happen to destroy the things that I love.”
― Jaden Wilkes, Serial, Volume One

“Piercing his giant cock had only served to make it look fiercer. Like it could beat me in an arm wrestle. Like he could club me with it and leave a bruise.”
― Jaden Wilkes, Freakshow