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#1

“The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.”
― Mark Twain

tags: aliteracy, attributed-no-source, literacy

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#2

“A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.”
― Mark Twain

tags: misattributed-mark-twain, truth

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#3

“God created war so that Americans would learn geography.”
― Mark Twain

tags: americans, geography, war

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#4

“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
― Mark Twain

tags: classic-insult, funeral, funny, humor

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#5

“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: attributed-no-source

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#6

“I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: classic-insult

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#7

“Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: humor

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#8

“If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”
― Groucho marx

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#9

“Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: beatitudes, paraphrased

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#10

“Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: truism

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#11

“Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: government, intelligence

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#12

“Before I speak, I have something important to say.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: absurdist, humor

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#13

“Do you mind if I don't smoke?”
― Groucho Marx

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