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“All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.”
― H. L. Mencken

“If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.”
― Mort Sahl

“What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank?”
― Bertolt Brecht

“We can't stop here, this is bat country!”
― Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream