James Thomas > James's Quotes

“The truth is rarely pure and never simple.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest

“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

“I always went straight to a brothel without any trouble. It was only when I headed for home that I realized I was lost.”
― Louis Edwards, Oscar Wilde Discovers America: A Novel