Elizabeth > Elizabeth's Quotes

“I am not responsible for my behavior when under the influence of ice cream.”
― Elizabeth A. Reeves, How (Not) to Kiss a Toad

“You know, they never talk about this part of owning a sword in books.” “Yeah, and girls don’t menstruate in books either.” Donovan gaped at me. I grinned back at him. “What? It’s true! Ever read a romance novel? Talk about unrealistic! That whole vampire boyfriend thing would be over the second she started getting her period.”
― Elizabeth A. Reeves, Baehrly Bitten

“He was still cute… in a gross kind of way, and now I had a chicken zombie on my hands. Well, I was stuck with him. Nobody else was going to want to adopt a zombie—even a fluffy zombie.”
― Elizabeth A. Reeves, Demons, Shifters and Witches, Oh My!

“What are you doing sitting around and feeling sorry for yourself? When life kicks your butt, kick the shit out of it!”
― Elizabeth A. Reeves, How (Not) to Kiss a Toad

“A lie by omission is just as bad as a lie by commission.”
― Elizabeth A. Reeves, How (Not) to Kiss a Toad

“Life is rarely so straightforward as the fairy tales would have us believe. Truth. Justice. Happy endings. Life is, and excuse my alphabet, effing complicated. Should children be held responsible for their genetics or circumstances or the way they were raised? Of course not. Yet after some arbitrary span of time, we do just that. Because at some point the responsibility has to shift to them. Yet how much of who we are is a product of our nature and nurture, really? I suppose the only thing that seems unambiguous is kindness and mercy. But even those are questionable if in granting them you’re denying victims justice or closure…” He sighed. “Like I said, it’s complicated.”
― Isla Frost, Vampires Will Be Vampires