Alison Bliss > Alison's Quotes

“Jake smiled, as if he enjoyed my temper tantrum. “Patience is a virtue.”
“Yeah, well, so is virginity, but I don’t have that anymore, either.”
― Alison Bliss, Rules of Protection

“One peek and I melted. “Aww,” I said, cooing to the chick with the fluffy head. “It’s so cute.” Then it shit in my hand. “Ew, gross. Take this nasty thing.”
― Alison Bliss, Rules of Protection

“It was five o’clock when the stupid rooster started crowing relentlessly, robbing me of my sleep. The sun hadn’t even risen yet. Dumbass bird should be on Prozac.”
― Alison Bliss, Rules of Protection

“You choose men the same way a child picks out a new puppy; first one who crawls in your lap is yours.”
― Alison Bliss, Rules of Protection

“Jesus,” he said, exasperated. “When we leave here, I’m stopping to buy you a self-help book.”
― Alison Bliss, Rules of Protection

“Damn it, Emily. I’m responsible for your safety.” “Then wear a condom!” “Jesus,” he said, breathing out hard. “I was right before. You definitely have multiple personalities.” My eyes narrowed. “Yeah, well maybe I do, and none of them like you!”
― Alison Bliss, Rules of Protection

“Tell me, damn it,” he demanded, lifting my hips higher and pounding into me harder than before. “You feel it. I know you do.”
― Alison Bliss, Rules of Protection

“Well, Cowboy, if my pussy is ever in need of being rescued, then I’ll be sure to give you a call. Until then, you’ll just have to play with your own hose.”
― Alison Bliss, Rules of Protection

“I work for the Federal Bureau of Investigation,” he reminded me. “It’s my duty to investigate this, er…sighting…to the best of my ability.” He grinned.”
― Alison Bliss, Rules of Protection

“Do you have a condom?” “The FBI taught me to always be prepared,” he said, grinning.”
― Alison Bliss, Rules of Protection

“Do you want to know why men name their penis? So the most important decisions in their life aren't made by a stranger.”
― Linda Howard, After the Night

“He jumped to his feet and came back for more. I raised the bucket in warning and yelled, “Rooster, I’ll fuck you up!”
― Alison Bliss, Rules of Protection

“Honey, you may have the face of an angel, but that halo of yours is awfully crooked.”
― Alison Bliss, Rules of Protection

“Instead, I reached out, grabbed him by the neck, and slung him away. He jumped to his feet and came back for more. I raised the bucket in warning and yelled, “Rooster, I’ll fuck you up!”
― Alison Bliss, Rules of Protection

“Some scars can’t always be seen with your eyes,” he said, “Doesn’t mean they aren’t there.”
― Alison Bliss, Rules of Protection

“She killed the shit out of that snake,” Hank said, laughing. “Chopped off its head, set it on fire, then shot it.”
Jake looked at me as if I were crazy. “A little overkill, don’t you think?”
“It wouldn’t stop moving.”
― Alison Bliss, Rules of Protection

“Wait, aren’t you going to rename me?” “The only identification you have is for Emily Foster. So, no, I’m not going to rename you. You aren’t a pet turtle.”
― Alison Bliss, Rules of Protection

“I love the sound you make when you’re silent.”
― Alison Bliss, Rules of Protection

“What's poking me?"
"An involuntary reflex," Jake said, "Roll over at your own risk."
"Is it going to be a chronic condition?"
"God, I hope so, I'm too young to have those kinds of medical issues."
"I have a cure."
"What?" he asked. "Sandwiching a pillow between us?"
"Amputation."
"Never mind," Jake said grimly, "Problem solved.”
― Alison Bliss, Rules of Protection

“What I wanted was to prove Jake wrong. Hard to do when he was always right. The bastard.”
― Alison Bliss, Rules of Protection

“The prince isn't always charming and the princess isn't always a virgin.”
― Alison Bliss, Playing With Fire