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  • #1
    Andy Rooney
    “Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!”
    Frank Kaiser

  • #2
    Vincent van Gogh
    “A great fire burns within me, but no one stops to warm themselves at it, and passers-by only see a wisp of smoke”
    Vincent Van Gogh

  • #3
    Clive Barker
    “Well, here he was. They could save each other, the way the poets promised lovers should. He was mystery, he was darkness, he was all she had dreamed of. And if she would only free him he would service her - oh yes - until her pleasure reached that threshold that, like all thresholds, was a place where the strong grew stronger, and the weak perished. Pleasure was pain there, and vice versa. And he knew it well enough to call it home.”
    Clive Barker, The Hellbound Heart

  • #4
    Clive Barker
    “She had opened a door... and now she was walking with demons. And at the end of her travels, she would have her revenge... Pain had made a sadist of her.”
    Clive Barker, The Hellbound Heart

  • #5
    Neil Gaiman
    “I mean, maybe I am crazy. I mean, maybe. But if this is all there is, then I don't want to be sane.”
    Neil Gaiman, Neverwhere

  • #6
    Anne Tyler
    “I read so I can live more than one life in more than one place.”
    Anne Tyler

  • #7
    Stephen  King
    “Alone. Yes, that's the key word, the most awful word in the English tongue. Murder doesn't hold a candle to it and hell is only a poor synonym.”
    Stephen King

  • #8
    Marisha Pessl
    “Mortal fear is as crucial a thing to our lives as love. It cuts to the core of our being and shows us what we are. Will you step back and cover your eyes? Or will you have the strength to walk to the precipice and look out?”
    Marisha Pessl, Night Film

  • #9
    Colson Whitehead
    “But it's like riding a bike. A hell-bike, made out of hell.”
    Colson Whitehead, Zone One

  • #10
    Colson Whitehead
    “Everyone was fucked up in their own way; as before, it was a mark of one’s individuality.”
    Colson Whitehead, Zone One

  • #11
    Peter Høeg
    “Children woke up at six-thirty in the morning and shifted directly into fourth gear. Fourteen hours later they rushed straight into sleep at more than a hundred miles an hour without decelerating.”
    Peter Høeg, The Quiet Girl

  • #12
    Neil Gaiman
    “I lived in books more than I lived anywhere else.”
    Neil Gaiman, The Ocean at the End of the Lane

  • #13
    Neil Gaiman
    “Books were safer than other people anyway.”
    Neil Gaiman, The Ocean at the End of the Lane

  • #14
    Neil Gaiman
    “I went away in my head, into a book. That was where I went whenever real life was too hard or too inflexible.”
    Neil Gaiman, The Ocean at the End of the Lane

  • #15
    Neil Gaiman
    “Words save our lives, sometimes.”
    Neil Gaiman, The Ocean at the End of the Lane

  • #16
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “Seek midday nourishment. Visit memorial acclaimed war hero Colonel Sanders.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Pygmy

  • #17
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “Real smarts begin when you quit quoting other people……..”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Pygmy

  • #18
    George R.R. Martin
    “Do you want to die old and craven in your bed?- How else? Though not till I'm done reading.”
    George R.R. Martin, A Feast for Crows

  • #19
    Philipp Meyer
    “If you hate me it is because I have morals.”
    Philipp Meyer, The Son

  • #21
    Victor LaValle
    “Whatever fuckery was about to unfold, she would meet it with swagger.”
    Victor LaValle, A People's Future of the United States: Speculative Fiction from 25 Extraordinary Writers

  • #22
    Victor LaValle
    “Bless all families in spirit and reality. For all deserve to be fed, cared for, raised to thrive. Provided with housing and education, embraced as full and free people.”
    Victor LaValle, A People's Future of the United States: Speculative Fiction from 25 Extraordinary Writers

  • #23
    Victor LaValle
    “You know what this country is?” she said. “This country is a man trying to describe a burning building without using the word fire.

    -Omar El Akkad in "Riverbed”
    Victor LaValle, A People's Future of the United States: Speculative Fiction from 25 Extraordinary Writers



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