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  • #1
    Jeff Lindsay
    “I waved to everybody. Some of them
    even waved back. They knew me, had seen me go by before, always cheerful, a big hello for everybody. He was such a nice man. Very friendly. I can’t believe he did those horrible things . . .”
    Jeff Lindsay, Darkly Dreaming Dexter

  • #2
    Jeff Lindsay
    “Anybody can be charming if they don't mind faking it, saying all the stupid, obvious, nauseating things that a conscience keeps most people from saying. Happily, I don't have a conscience. I say them.”
    Jeff Lindsay, Darkly Dreaming Dexter

  • #3
    Jeff Lindsay
    “She looked up and ran her eyes over me,
    slowly, while I stood and wondered why. Had she forgotten what I looked like? But she finished with a big smile. She really did like me, the idiot.”
    Jeff Lindsay, Darkly Dreaming Dexter

  • #4
    Jeff Lindsay
    “I enjoyed watching good-looking idiots looking at each other. A great spectator sport.”
    Jeff Lindsay, Darkly Dreaming Dexter

  • #5
    Jeff Lindsay
    “The more I heard it in my thoughts, the
    more sense it made. And beyond sense, it became a kind of seductive mantra.”
    Jeff Lindsay, Darkly Dreaming Dexter

  • #6
    Jeff Lindsay
    “It’s like, everything really is two ways, the way we all pretend it is and the way it really is”
    Jeff Lindsay, Darkly Dreaming Dexter

  • #7
    Jon Ronson
    “Oh, you know what bloggers are like, they write and write and write. I don't know why, because they're not being paid.”
    Jon Ronson, The Psychopath Test: A Journey Through the Madness Industry

  • #8
    Neil Gaiman
    “My last girlfriend was Greek,” said the Iceman. “The shit her family ate. You would not believe. Like rice wrapped in leaves. Shit like that.”
    Neil Gaiman, American Gods

  • #9
    Neil Gaiman
    “Anything electronic seemed fundamentally magical to Shadow, and liable to evaporate at any moment.”
    Neil Gaiman, American Gods

  • #10
    Neil Gaiman
    “Mister whoever-the-fuck you are,” said Shadow, just loud enough to be heard over the din of the engines, “there isn't enough money in the world.”
    Neil Gaiman, American Gods

  • #11
    Neil Gaiman
    “Laura made a great chili. She used lean meat, dark kidney beans, carrots cut small, a bottle or so of dark beer, and freshly sliced hot peppers. She would let the chili cook for a while, then add red wine, lemon juice and a pitch of fresh dill, and, finally, measure out and add her chili powders. On more than one occasion Shadow had tried to get her to show him how she made it: he would watch everything she did, from slicing the onions and dropping them into the olive oil at the bottom of the pot. He had even written down the recipe, ingredient by ingredient, and he had once made Laura's chili for himself on a weekend when she had been out of town. It had tasted okay-it was certainly edible, but it had not been Laura's chili.”
    Neil Gaiman, American Gods

  • #12
    Neil Gaiman
    “He started to list the coin vanishes he had mastered, which reminded him of the coin he had tossed into Laura's grave, and then, in his head, Audrey was telling him that Laura had died with Robbie's cock in her mouth, and once again he felt a small hurt in his heart.”
    Neil Gaiman, American Gods

  • #13
    Neil Gaiman
    “I believe that life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life is what happens when you're alive and that you might as well lie back and enjoy it.”
    Neil Gaiman, American Gods
    tags: life

  • #14
    Jeff Lindsay
    “I smiled at her, my most comforting, challenging, I'm-not-really-a-shark smile.”
    Jeff Lindsay, Darkly Dreaming Dexter

  • #15
    Jeff Lindsay
    “I took pride in being the best-dressed monster in Dade County. Yes, certainly, he chopped up that nice Mr. Duarte, but he was so well dressed! Proper clothing for all occasions - by the way, what did one wear to attend an early morning decapitation? A day-old bowling shirt and slacks, naturally. I was à la mode. But aside from this morning's hasty costume, I really was careful. It was one of Harry's lessons: stay neat, dress nicely, avoid attention.”
    Jeff Lindsay, Darkly Dreaming Dexter

  • #16
    Gillian Flynn
    “It’s a very difficult era in which to be a person, just a real, actual person, instead of a collection of personality traits selected from an endless Automat of characters.”
    Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl

  • #17
    Andy Weir
    “He’s stuck out there. He thinks he’s totally alone and that we all gave up on him. What kind of effect does that have on a man’s psychology?” He turned back to Venkat. “I wonder what he’s thinking right now.”

    LOG ENTRY: SOL 61 How come Aquaman can control whales? They’re mammals! Makes no sense.”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #18
    Andy Weir
    “Maybe I’ll post a consumer review. “Brought product to surface of Mars. It stopped working. 0/10.”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #19
    Andy Weir
    “As with most of life's problems, this one can be solved by a box of pure radiation.”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #20
    Andy Weir
    “Actually, I was the very lowest ranked member of the crew. I would only be “in command” if I were the only remaining person.”
    What do you know? I’m in command”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #21
    Andy Weir
    “[11:49] JPL: What we can see of your planned cut looks good. We’re assuming the other side is identical. You’re cleared to start drilling.
    [12:07] Watney: That’s what she said.
    [12:25] JPL: Seriously, Mark? Seriously?”
    Andy Weir

  • #22
    Andy Weir
    “I'm calling it the Watney Triangle because after what I've been through, shit on Mars should be named after me.”
    Andy Weir, The Martian



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