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#1

“I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.”
― Tom Lehrer

tags: ongwus-humorist, singer, sriter-1928

31 likes

#2

“He's like a drug for you, Bella.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Eclipse

19585 likes

#3

“If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American -- our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that.”
― Jon Stewart

tags: ashcroft, civil-rights, funny, patriot-act

271 likes

#4

“One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.”
― Bob Marley

tags: music

23163 likes

#5

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
― Robert A. Heinlein

tags: cats, humor, women

28848 likes

#6

“She's strong! And scary...I bet she's single...I'd put money on it..”
― Masashi Kishimoto, Naruto, Vol. 18: Tsunade's Choice

tags: funny, manga, naruto, women

2229 likes

#7

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe

149051 likes

#8

“Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.”
― Charles J. Sykes, Dumbing Down Our Kids: Why American Children Feel Good About Themselves But Can't Read, Write or Add

tags: humor, misattributed-to-bill-gates, nerd, nerds, work

15544 likes

#9

“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
― Woody Allen

tags: death, fear, humor, life

25681 likes

#10

“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”
― W.C. Fields

18666 likes

#11

“Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.”
― Thomas Szasz

tags: humor, inspirational

9768 likes

#12

“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.”
― Albert Einstein

tags: humor

9929 likes

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