Quotes - Ronja (shokora) (Littoinen, Varsinais-Suomi, Finland) Showing 1-14 of 14

#1

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
― Charles M. Schulz

tags: chocolate, food, humor

26812 likes

#2

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
― Paul Terry

tags: exercise, humor, laziness, misattributed-to-hutchins

24397 likes

#3

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
― Steve Martin

tags: humor, obvious, simile

35264 likes

#4

“A room without books is like a body without a soul.”
― Marcus Tullius Cicero

tags: attributed-no-source, books, simile, soul

135707 likes

#5

“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.”
― Markus Herz

tags: books, health, humor, misattributed-mark-twain, misprints

13740 likes

#6

“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”
― W.C. Fields

18673 likes

#7

“Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources”
― C.E.M. Joad

tags: creativity, humor, misattributed-to-einstein, paraphrased

13078 likes

#8

“Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read yourself.”
― George Bernard Shaw

tags: books, children

7967 likes

#9

“Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?”
― Henry Ward Beecherr

tags: books, humor

7419 likes

#10

“An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.”
― Stephen Fry

tags: humor, libraries, originality

621 likes

#11

“My first words, as I was being born [...] I looked up at my mother and said, 'that's the last time I'm going up one of those.”
― Stephen Fry

235 likes

#12

“The short answer to that is 'no.' The long answer is 'fuck no.”
― Stephen Fry

tags: qi, stephen-fry

514 likes

#13

“I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!”
― Charles M. Schulz

tags: humor, mankind, people

18555 likes

#14

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe

148586 likes

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