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“Some men acheive insignificance. Others have insignificance thrust upon them.”
― Frank Easterbrook

“I am patient with stupidity, but not with those who are proud of it.”
― Edith Sitwell

“In man's struggle against the world, bet on the world.”
― Franz Kafka

“Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.”
― Albert Einstein

“Don't believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose.”
― Douglas Adams

“I haven't any right to criticize books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticize Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Every time I read Pride and Prejudice I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone.”
― Mark Twain