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“I was like, Am I gay? Am I straight? And I realized...I'm just slutty. Where's my parade?”
― Margaret Cho

“The only thing my mother told me about sex was that I was never going to get any.”
― Doug Graham

“I try to fill the emptiness deep inside me with Cheetos, but I am still depressed. Only now my fingers are stained orange. I am blue. And I am orange.”
― Karen Salmansohn

“I know I am God because when I pray to him I find I'm talking to myself.”
― Peter Barnes

“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.”
― Shirley Temple Black