Mark Jong > Mark's Quotes

“You is kind. You is smart. You is important.”
― Kathryn Stockett, The Help

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

[misquote of a letter about wine, see quotes/831031]”
― Benjamin Franklin

“Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.”
― Benjamin Franklin

“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
― Laurence J. Peter

“Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.”
― Theodore Roosevelt

“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
― Frank Sinatra