Kris > Kris's Quotes

“Forever in debt to your priceless advice.”
― Kurt Cobain

“If God dropped acid, would he see people?”
― Steven Wright

“Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”
― Steven Wright

“I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.”
― Steven Wright

“What Chinese parents understand is that nothing is fun until you're good at it.”
― Amy Chua, Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother

“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.”
― Mark Twain

“You learn to appreciate the fact that what drives you is very different from what you’re told should make you happy. You learn that it’s okay to prefer your personal idea of heaven (live-tweeting zombie movies from under a blanket of kittens) rather than someone else’s idea that fame/fortune/parties are the pinnacle we should all reach for. And there’s something surprisingly freeing about that.”
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

“Disappointment is unmet expectations, and the more significant the expectations, the more significant the disappointment”
― Brené Brown, Rising Strong: The Reckoning. The Rumble. The Revolution.