Christopher John > Christopher's Quotes

“You were born a prey animal but you don't have to die as one." -Anastasia Bloody Thorn”
― Christopher St. John, War Bunny

“If there’s no coyote, he’s behind you.”
― Christopher St. John, War Bunny

“Ooo, a pistachio. Exotique”
― Christopher St. John, War Bunny

“Turn your face from me, Hunger Mother. Do not bless me with want this day. Forget me, as one day when the hunting is all done, I will surely forget you.”
― Christopher St. John, War Bunny

“Admission to the Amazing Glorification & Resurrection of Foxes, Terrible Punishment of Hawks, and General Spanking of Weasels By the Rabbit Without Antecedents is three nuts, as is clearly stated in my jingle.”
― Christopher St. John, War Bunny

“Chek chek chek chek chek, Chek chek chek chek chek chek chek, Chek chek chek chek chek. —Classic squirrel haiku”
― Christopher St. John, War Bunny: Book 1 of the War Bunny Chronicles