Sam Stout > Sam's Quotes

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
― Cathy Guiswite

“Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.”
― Yogi Berra, When You Come to a Fork in the Road, Take It!: Inspiration and Wisdom from One of Baseball's Greatest Heroes

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
― Steve Martin