Sam Hausman > Sam's Quotes

“How to defend yourself against a banana”
― John Cleese

“That's bad luck: three on a midget.”
― Groucho Marx

“Man lives in greatest pain”
― Gustav Mahler

“Bruckner he is my man!”
― Richard Wagner

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

“Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.”
― Yogi Berra, When You Come to a Fork in the Road, Take It!: Inspiration and Wisdom from One of Baseball's Greatest Heroes

“I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.”
― Yogi Berra

“Music, of all the arts, stands in a special region, unlit by any star but its own, and utterly without meaning ... except its own.”
― Leonard Bernstein, The Joy of Music