Dick Wybrow > Dick's Quotes

“Nature" doesn't really have intentions, per se. Nature is a drunk waking up from a weekend bender, ambling through a messy kitchen in a pair of mismatched slippers, seeing its car in the neighbor's pool and saying, "Ah good. It was dirty. Just the thing.”
― Pat Connid, The Vault Matrix #1

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
― Robert A. Heinlein

“I never thought Minneapolis would be more dangerous than Chicago. Never sounded terribly dangerous. The city’s name always sounded a bit like what you might name a lapdog that pisses itself when the doorbell rings.”
― Dick Wybrow, The InBetween

“The bike’s curved windshield looked as though it had turned into a terrifying wraparound HD screen. A television with just one channel and only one program called Falling to My Death.”
― Dick Wybrow, Hell Inc.

“He’d made a rule, ten years earlier, that the Grimsby Grumman Saloon didn’t open until eleven. That is, on weekdays. Weekends were all his, so on those two glorious days, it was a twenty-four-hour establishment.”
― Dick Wybrow, The InBetween

“Minnesota doesn’t sound scary, but if you ever saw Garrison Keillor coming at you down a dark alley gnawing on a deep-fried Snickers, you’d be shitting kittens.”
― Dick Wybrow, The InBetween