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  • #1
    Lemony Snicket
    “Perhaps if we saw what was ahead of us, and glimpsed the follies, and misfortunes that would befall us later on, we would all stay in our mother's wombs, and then there would be nobody in the world but a great number of very fat, very irritated women.”
    Lemony Snicket

  • #2
    Lemony Snicket
    “Grief, a type of sadness that most often occurs when you have lost someone you love, is a sneaky thing, because it can disappear for a long time, and then pop back up when you least expect it.”
    Lemony Snicket, The Carnivorous Carnival

  • #3
    Lemony Snicket
    “Sometimes, just saying that you hate something, and having someone agree with you, can make you feel better about a terrible situation.”
    Lemony Snicket, The Bad Beginning

  • #4
    Lemony Snicket
    “The key to good eavesdropping is not getting caught.”
    Lemony Snicket, The Blank Book

  • #5
    Lemony Snicket
    “People don't always get what they deserve in this world.”
    Lemony Snicket, The Blank Book

  • #6
    Lemony Snicket
    “The burning of a book is a sad, sad sight, for even though a book is nothing but ink and paper, it feels as if the ideas contained in the book are disappearing as the pages turn to ashes and the cover and binding--which is the term for the stitching and glue that holds the pages together--blacken and curl as the flames do their wicked work. When someone is burning a book, they are showing utter contempt for all of the thinking that produced its ideas, all of the labor that went into its words and sentences, and all of the trouble that befell the author . . .”
    Lemony Snicket, The Penultimate Peril

  • #7
    Lemony Snicket
    “Unless you have been very, very lucky, you have undoubtedly experienced events in your life that have made you cry. So unless you have been very, very lucky, you know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit.”
    Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid

  • #8
    Lemony Snicket
    “The way sadness works is one of the strange riddles of the world. If you are stricken with a great sadness, you may feel as if you have been set aflame, not only because of the enormous pain, but also because your sadness may spread over your life, like smoke from an enormous fire. You might find it difficult to see anything but your own sadness, the way smoke can cover a landscape so that all anyone can see is black. You may find that if someone pours water all over you, you are damp and distracted, but not cured of your sadness, the way a fire department can douse a fire but never recover what has been burnt down.”
    Lemony Snicket, The Bad Beginning

  • #9
    Lemony Snicket
    “Sometimes words are not enough.”
    Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid

  • #10
    Lemony Snicket
    “Oftentimes. when people are miserable, they will want to make other people miserable, too. But it never helps.”
    Lemony Snicket, The Blank Book

  • #11
    Lemony Snicket
    “Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something”
    Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid

  • #12
    Lemony Snicket
    “It is terribly rude to tell people that their troubles are boring.”
    Lemony Snicket, The Blank Book

  • #13
    Lemony Snicket
    “The sea is nothing but a library of all the tears in history.”
    Lemony Snicket

  • #14
    Lemony Snicket
    “One of the greatest myths in the world - & the phrase 'greatest myths' is just a fancy way of saying 'big fat lies' -- is that troublesome things get less & less troublesome if you do them more & more. People say this myth when they are teaching children to ride bicycles, for instance, as though falling off a bicycle & skinning your knee is less troublesome the fourteenth time you do it than it is the first time. The truth is that troublesome things tend to remain troublesome no matter how many times you do them, & that you should avoid doing them unless they are absolutely urgent.”
    Lemony Snicket, The Ersatz Elevator

  • #15
    Lemony Snicket
    “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday.”
    Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters

  • #16
    Lemony Snicket
    “Those unable to catalog the past are doomed to repeat it.”
    Lemony Snicket, The End

  • #17
    Lemony Snicket
    “It is so rare in this world to meet a trustworthy person who truly wants to help you, and finding such a person can make you feel warm and safe, even if you are in the middle of a windy valley high up in the mountains.”
    Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid

  • #18
    Lemony Snicket
    “Shyness is a curious thing, because, like quicksand, it can strike people at any time, and also, like quicksand, it usually makes its victims look down.”
    Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid

  • #19
    Lemony Snicket
    “One of the most difficult things to think about in life is one’s regrets. Something will happen to you, and you will do the wrong thing, and for years afterward you will wish you had done something different.”
    Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid

  • #20
    Lemony Snicket
    “Is it useful to feel fear, because it prepares you for nasty events, or is it useless, because nasty events will occur whether you are frightened or not?”
    Lemony Snicket
    tags: fear

  • #21
    Lemony Snicket
    “It is very frustrating not to be understood in this world. If you say one thing and keep being told that you mean something else, it can make you want to scream. But somewhere in the world there is a place for all of us, whether you are an electric form of decoration, peppermint-scented sweet, a source of timber, or a potato pancake.”
    Lemony Snicket, The Latke Who Couldn't Stop Screaming: A Christmas Story

  • #22
    Lemony Snicket
    “it is a sad truth in life that when someone has lost a loved one, friends sometimes avoid the person, just when the presence of friends is most needed.”
    Lemony Snicket, The Bad Beginning

  • #23
    Lemony Snicket
    “There is a kind of crying I hope you have not experienced, and it is not just crying about something terrible that has happened, but a crying for all of the terrible things that have happened, not just to you but to everyone you know and to everyone you don’t know and even the people you don’t want to know, a crying that cannot be diluted by a brave deed or a kind word, but only by someone holding you as your shoulders shake and your tears run down your face.”
    Lemony Snicket, The End

  • #24
    Lemony Snicket
    “But I must admit I miss you terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby.”
    Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters

  • #25
    Lemony Snicket
    “It is a miracle if you can find true friends, and it is a miracle if you have enough food to eat, and it is a miracle if you get to spend your days and evenings doing whatever it is you like to do, and the holiday season - like all the other seasons - is a good time not only to tell stories of miracles, but to think about the miracles in your own life, and to be grateful for them, and that's the end of this particular story.”
    Lemony Snicket, The Lump of Coal

  • #26
    Lemony Snicket
    “What happens in a certain place can stain your feelings for that location, just as ink can stain a white sheet. You can wash it, and wash it, and still never forget what has transpired - a word which here means 'happened, and made everybody sad'.”
    Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid

  • #27
    Lemony Snicket
    “Right, good temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant.”
    Lemony Snicket, The Reptile Room

  • #28
    Lemony Snicket
    “Friends can make you feel that the world is smaller and less sneaky than it really is, because you know people who have similar experiences.”
    Lemony Snicket, The Austere Academy

  • #29
    Lemony Snicket
    “It is almost as if happiness is an acquired taste, like coconut cordial or ceviche, to which you can eventually become accustomed, but despair is something surprising each time you encounter it.”
    Lemony Snicket, The End

  • #30
    Lemony Snicket
    “There are many difficult things in this world to hide, but a secret is not one of them.”
    Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid



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