Sarah Ready > Sarah's Quotes

“So, I guess loving is accepting that it’s about giving and never about taking. If you expect something in return, then love becomes a transaction and it’s not love anymore.”
― Sarah Ready, Josh and Gemma Make a Baby

“When you realize you love someone and that you that you want to spend the rest of forever with them, you want forever to start right now.”
― Sarah Ready, Josh and Gemma Make a Baby

“I’ve had double-Ds since I was twelve. And unlike popular opinion that big breasts are great, all they’ve done for me is give me back aches, make it hard to run, and cause men to speak to my boobs instead of my face.”
― Sarah Ready, Josh and Gemma Make a Baby

“When you realize you love someone and that you want to spend the rest of forever with them, you want forever to start right now.”
― Sarah Ready, Josh and Gemma Make a Baby

“When I was a little kid, I worshiped Josh Lewenthal, now, I couldn’t care less about him, I just need his sperm.”
― Sarah Ready, Josh and Gemma Make a Baby

“Every woman alive is given one man who is guaranteed to turn her life into a monument of suck. My one man is Nick O’Shea. Every time he shows up my life gets shaken upside down and spanked.”
― Sarah Ready, Chasing Romeo

“That is one big yacht. Real big. The sucker has to be at least a hundred and fifty feet long. It’s a shining white, polished chrome, ginormous ode to penile one-upmanship.”
― Sarah Ready, Chasing Romeo

“What are you doing on my bed?” I ask.
His eyes, always full of sharp intelligence, take in my sauce-covered dress and the blush still lingering on my cheeks.
“What are you doing covered in barbecue?”
― Sarah Ready, Josh and Gemma Make a Baby