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  • #1
    Woody Allen
    “If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”
    Woody Allen

  • #2
    Lemony Snicket
    “Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.”
    Lemony Snicket

  • #3
    Mark Twain
    “The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.”
    Mark Twain

  • #4
    George R.R. Martin
    “Sleep is good, he said, and books are better.”
    George R. R. Martin

  • #5
    Phyllis Diller
    “Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”
    Phyllis Diller

  • #6
    “Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.”
    Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding

  • #7
    W.C. Fields
    “If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.”
    W.C. Fields

  • #8
    Charles M. Schulz
    “Happiness is a warm puppy.”
    Charles M. Schulz

  • #9
    Lou Holtz
    “It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.”
    Lou Holtz

  • #10
    Andy Rooney
    “The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
    Andy Rooney

  • #11
    Roy T. Bennett
    “Stop comparing yourself to other people, just choose to be happy and live your own life.”
    Roy T. Bennett, The Light in the Heart



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