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E.S. Hazard
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“You don’t believe me do you, Max? Well I’ll prove it to you that I can read your minds. Cassandra, Max is thinking about mine and Crooked’s odd names. Well we are so old no one really remembers which came first. Many believe that our names came before language itself. Anyway, how can you make fun of my name when yours is...”
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“Who can blame the poor lad for not advertising his rather unique name? Especially when his mother’s maiden name is Jewel Diamond Sunrise and his grandmother’s is Dawn Moonbeam Sunrise. Dawn Sunrise, such a pretty name. And it is true that your mother was almost named Red Sky Sunrise, but your grandfather said he would divorce her mother if she didn’t change it. He was in the navy and thought that it was a bad omen. Red sky in the morning, sailor take warning, you know. And Max’s grandmother didn’t tell anyone that she considered calling her daughter Sunset Sunrise. Catchy isn’t it?”
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“There is some good in the worst of us and some evil in the best of us. When we discover this, we are less prone to hate our enemies.”
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Martin Luther King Jr.
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