Sev > Sev's Quotes

“You ever meet someone and want to buy them a taser for their bathtub?”
― A.J. Sherwood, Jon's Crazy Head-Boppin' Mystery

“but if forced to think about it, I was probably borderline demi-sexual. I found people visually appealing all the time, but my libido felt absolutely no motivation to pipe up.”
― A.J. Sherwood, Jon's Downright Ridiculous Shooting Case

“Sir,” Garrett said cheerfully, in a tone that meant mayhem was imminent, “Request permission to punch the asshole in the mouth.”
― A.J. Sherwood, Jon's Crazy Head-Boppin' Mystery