Beth > Beth's Quotes

“I don’t read Stephen King, I read Michael Crichton.” I prefer to be confused shitless rather than scared shitless.”
― Nick Pirog, Unforeseen

“I guess we'll have to get you a Taser too.” Meow. “No, I'm not getting you a knife.” Meow. “We'll discuss this when I get back.”
― Nick Pirog, 3 a.m.