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“I wasn’t just going to kick the kid’s ass, I was going to kick his mom’s ass too. And after I was done kicking his mom’s ass, I was going to kick his grandma’s ass to teach the whole family a lesson.”
― Mariana Zapata, Wait for It

“Marry me, while you’re at it. Let me bake something for you. Give me a pet name and let me massage your palms when you’re tense.”
― Tarah Dewitt, Funny Feelings

“She chews a supremely large bite of her burger with a moan, eyes closed, balloon hat askew, cheese and sauce on her chin. That’s mine, I think. She’s mine.”
― Tarah Dewitt, Funny Feelings

“We love rainy days, don’t we, baby?”
― Kate Stewart, Exodus

“Such a smart mouth. Pity my brother won’t know how to tame it.”
― Emily McIntire, Scarred

“You could burn down the entire kingdom until it’s nothing but charred rubble, and I would crawl over the embers with glee, so long as I could worship at your feet.”
― Emily McIntire, Scarred

“But if I’m her calm, then she is my chaos, and if I can’t live with her forever, then I don’t want to live at all.”
― Emily McIntire, Wretched

“She looks like a goddess, even on a bathroom counter, and I’ll fucking kneel at her altar.”
― Summer O'Toole, Hate Me

“Where is my wife?!”
― Summer O'Toole, Hate Me

“I’ve made a lot of mistakes but loving you was never one of them. I may not be a gentleman, but you are worthy of gentle love, and I vow to give you all you deserve and more.”
― Summer O'Toole, Hate Me