“Are you completely doubtless that you are nameless?’ he asked.
‘Positively certain.’
‘Would it be Mick Barry?’
‘No.’
‘Charlemagne O’Keeffe?’
‘No.’
‘Sir Justin Sens?’
‘Not that.’
‘Kimberley?’
‘No.’
‘Bernard Fann?’
‘No.’
‘Joseph Poe or Nolan?’
‘No.’
‘One of the Garvins of or the Moynihans?’
‘Not them.’
‘Rosencranz O’Dowd?’
‘No.’
‘Would it be O’Benson?’
‘Not O’Benson.’
‘The Quigleys, the Mulrooneys or the Hounimen?’
‘No’
‘The Hardimen or the Merrimen?’
‘Not them,’
‘Peter Dundy?’
‘No.’
‘Scrutch?’
‘No.’
‘Lord Brad?’
‘Not him.’
‘The O’Growneys, the O’Roartys or the Finnehys?
‘No.’
‘This is an amazing piece of denial and denunciation’ he said (…) ‘An astonishing parade of nullity’; he added.”
―
Flann O'Brien,
The Third Policeman