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    “I turned to my own bunk and examined it with a kind of appalled fascination. If the mattress stains were anything to go by, a previous user had not so much suffered from incontinence as rejoiced in it. He had evidently included the pillow in his celebrations.”
    Bill Bryson, A Walk in the Woods: Rediscovering America on the Appalachian Trail

  • #2
    “Christmas tree stands are the work of the devil and they want you dead.”
    Bill Bryson, I'm a Stranger Here Myself: Notes on Returning to America After Twenty Years Away

  • #3
    Christopher Moore
    “Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.”
    Christopher Moore



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