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  • #1
    “He studied with the guru of rock n’ roll, Baba Oom Mow Mow, who taught his own version of the Golden Rule: "Do wop unto others as you would have them do wop unto you.”
    Swami Beyondananda
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  • #2
    Smedley D. Butler
    “I spent 33 years and four months in active military service and during that period I spent most of my time as a high class muscle man for Big Business, for Wall Street and the bankers. In short, I was a racketeer, a gangster for capitalism. I helped make Mexico and especially Tampico safe for American oil interests in 1914. I helped make Haiti and Cuba a decent place for the National City Bank boys to collect revenues in. I helped in the raping of half a dozen Central American republics for the benefit of Wall Street. I helped purify Nicaragua for the International Banking House of Brown Brothers in 1902-1912. I brought light to the Dominican Republic for the American sugar interests in 1916. I helped make Honduras right for the American fruit companies in 1903. In China in 1927 I helped see to it that Standard Oil went on its way unmolested. Looking back on it, I might have given Al Capone a few hints. The best he could do was to operate his racket in three districts. I operated on three continents.”
    Smedley D. Butler, War Is a Racket

  • #3
    William Blake
    “The fool who persists in his folly will become wise.”
    William Blake, The Complete Poetry and Prose

  • #4
    Ogden Nash
    “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.”
    Ogden Nash, Hard Lines

  • #5
    Breanna Hayse
    “Now I really feel sorry for her. Your hand is as bad as Rob’s paddle,” Cassie shuddered.
    “Thank you.”
    “I didn’t mean it as a compliment!”
    Breanna Hayse, Time Out

  • #6
    Alan Dean Foster
    “Freedom is just chaos with better lighting”
    Alan Dean Foster, To the Vanishing Point



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