Chips!!!! > Chips!!!!'s Quotes

“Q: What are the hottest days during summer? A: Sundays! Q: What dog can tell time? A: A watch dog! Q: Why did the man shoot the clock? A: He wanted to kill some time! Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? A: Time to get a new car!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“I fucked up. I really fucked up”
― Hannah M. Lynn, Peas, Carrots and an Aston Martin

“After making sure that she was gone, he knelt down and picked the lock with two paper clips he’d found on her desk. Seconds later, the lock clicked, and he stole the bag and headed for his room, sighing. When would she ever learn?”
― R.L. Mathewson, Playing for Keeps

“He reached out to snag the sword only to have Jason bitch slap his hand away with the fried dough. “My sword!” “Jerk,” Mitch mumbled as he eyed the sword. Jason looked thoughtfully down at his sword as well and took another bite. “We could always go win another one and have a sword fight.” “Sweet!” Mitch said. Yeah, they were big”
― R.L. Mathewson, Playing for Keeps

“Just try not to fuck this up because if you cost me Haley, I will disown you,” his father said before he hung up.”
― R.L. Mathewson, Playing for Keeps

“It’s just that I’m pregnant and I wanted to tell you.” -tripped over his own feet and stumbled forward. He was forced to slap his hands against the edge of the desk or fall flat on his ass as his mind raced to make sense of what she’d just said. “W-what?” he asked, not really sure that he’d heard her correctly. “I just wanted to let you know that I was pregnant and to let you know that we needed to stop at a store on the way home tonight and pick up milk,” Haley said brightly while the class stared at her in utter shock while Jason stood there, struggling to catch his breath. He felt himself nod, not really sure why he was doing it, but he felt that he should be doing something. “Alright,” Haley said, brightly, “I’ll see you after class!” And with that, she finally left the room just as his legs gave out. He held onto the desk for dear life, still struggling to comprehend the words that had come out of his wife’s mouth. Pregnant? Haley was pregnant. They were having a baby. A baby, they were having a baby because Haley was pregnant. He’d gotten Haley pregnant. She was having his baby. They were- “Are you alright, Mr. Bradford?” someone asked, a boy or a girl, he wasn’t sure. All he knew was that he was definitely not okay. “D-do you need anything, Mr. Bradford?” someone else asked. The response was instant, years of Bradford survival taking over in that moment of crisis. “Food. I need food.”
― R.L. Mathewson, Playing for Keeps

“Opening his eyes, Shane searched the darkness. Where was he? It didn’t take long to realize this wasn’t his bed—he couldn’t be at home. He lay on cold, hard concrete in a puddle of water. Confusion and disorientation caused a surge of panic to boil through him. And then he noticed he was curled around a warm body. Silky hair tickled his nose, smelling faintly of roses and lavender.”
― N.W. Harris, The Last Orphans

“He kissed her. On the lips.”
― W.J. May, School of Potential

“She stood there for a second. One horrifying second. Then she let out a scream. THE END”
― W.J. May, School of Potential

“After taking a deep breath, she knocked quietly on the door. “Mr. Dorf?” She waited a few seconds, but there was no answer. After a few seconds more she pressed her ear to the door, listening inside. Much to her surprise it cracked open the second she touched it, filling the hallway with a shaft of silver light. That’s weird… “Mr. Dorf?” She stepped inside cautiously, not wanting to get in trouble for trespassing on the same night. “It’s Aria Wardell. I was hoping you had a second to talk?” There wasn’t a sound inside, not a person in sight. And yet…a strange feeling crept up her spine as she took a step closer, staring at the floor by his desk. There was something pooled on the tile. Something that looked almost like— “…Sir?” She took a step closer, then froze where she stood. The teacher was there all right. But he wouldn’t be answering her anytime soon. His neck was twisted at a strange angle and lifeless eyes were staring up at the moon. She stood there for a second. One horrifying second. Then she let out a scream. THE END”
― W.J. May, School of Potential

“My mom was always so considerate and somehow knew exactly what I needed when I needed it. Right now, double chocolate brownies were my solace. “Mom,” I said. “Can I stay over at Emma’s tomorrow night after practice?” I knew I didn’t have to ask, but I did anyway to be courteous. “Sure.”
― Alicia Rades, Fire in Frost

“but I was too old for trick-or-treating.”
― Alicia Rades, Fire in Frost

“Abaddon a name for the Devil (Rev. 9:11) or for hell.”
― Angus Stevenson, Oxford Dictionary of English

“Abitur”
― Angus Stevenson, Oxford Dictionary of English

“Wolves. “Now this,” said Jace, “is a situation.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

“To reduce burns, or to make sure that everyone gets an equal share of them, take it in turns.”
― Frank Tayell, Family

“Now close your eyes and eat it as quickly as you can, preferably without letting any of it touch a taste bud. Try to digest. Best served with one dog biscuit per person.”
― Frank Tayell, Family

“Ma, signore, è una donna”
― Dan Brown, Angels & Demons

“70”
― Dan Brown, Angels & Demons

“The fog began to lift. Langdon felt a wave of relief. He hated hospitals, but they certainly beat aliens harvesting his testicles.”
― Dan Brown, Angels & Demons

“Vittoria slipped off her robe. ‘You’ve never been to bed with a yoga master, have you?”
― Dan Brown, Angels & Demons

“Well done. Amon is indeed represented as a man with a ram’s head, and his promiscuity and curved horns are related to our modern sexual slang “horny”.’ ‘No shit!’ ‘No shit,’ Langdon said. ‘And do you know who Amon’s counterpart was? The Egyptian goddess of fertility?”
― Dan Brown, The Da Vinci Code

“Professor Langdon?’ A male student at the back raised his hand, sounding hopeful. ‘Are you saying that instead of going to chapel, we should have more sex?’ Langdon chuckled, not about to take the bait. From what he’d heard about Harvard parties, these kids were having more than enough sex.”
― Dan Brown, The Da Vinci Code

“Florence? For a week? There’s nothing else to do.’ Sophie leaned forward and kissed him again, now on the lips. Their bodies came together, softly at first, and then completely. When she pulled away, her eyes were full of promise. ‘Right,’ Langdon managed. ‘It’s a date.”
― Dan Brown, The Da Vinci Code

“Hank is ripped from my side, his brother grabbing onto his shirt and holding him down to the ground, leaning over him. “I’m not a selfish fuck like you. I’m not suicidal,”
― Jessica Frances, Roth

“Hank nods, his approval obvious. “Then I say beat the fucker.” “What does fucker mean?” Logan asks, surprising us both. We turn around and find not only Logan, but Hope and Marie behind us, all gazing at us in confusion. “Shit, forgot about the kids,” Hank grumbles. “Shit?” Hope questions, and before she can say anything more that will definitely get Hank and me into trouble, he leans down and charges at her, hooking both her and Marie with each arm and picking them up. While”
― Jessica Frances, Oden

“I said we’re cool,” I repeat, but I misjudged the distance between my lips and Summer’s ear. The two collide, and I feel a shiver run up her frame. I shiver too, because my mouth is way too close to hers. She smells like heaven, some fascinating combo of flowers and jasmine and vanilla and—sandalwood, maybe? A man could get high on that fragrance. And don’t get me started on her dress. White, strapless, short. So short it barely grazes her lower thighs. God fucking help me. I quickly straighten up before I do something stupid, like kiss her. Instead, I take a huge gulp of my beer. Only it goes down the wrong pipe, and I start coughing like it’s the eighteenth century and I’m a tuberculosis patient. Smooth move.”
― Elle Kennedy, The Chase

“Last week we got hit by one of the worst Nor’easters I’ve ever seen. I almost froze my balls off.”
― Elle Kennedy, The Chase

“Okay, I won’t. But if you don’t feel like talking, at least entertain me in other ways.” She plants her hands on her hips. “I propose we make out.” 3 Fitz Once again, I choke mid-sip. Oh, sweet Jesus. Did she seriously just say that? I glance over, and she’s got one perfect eyebrow arched, awaiting my response. Yup. She said it.”
― Elle Kennedy, The Chase

“ME: Arggghhh! Come on, please?? I can’t take it anymore. I must find out 1) his dick size and 2) WTF WERE U THINKING After another long pause, she responds with: Fine. You win.”
― Elle Kennedy, The Chase