Mark > Mark's Quotes

“She's the kind of person who can lick everything but a stamp.”
― Mark Olmsted, Ink from the Pen: A Prison Memoir

“Too bad the guards are looking for irony. It's everywhere in here.”
― Mark Olmsted, Ink from the Pen: A Prison Memoir

“I like buying drugs from you because your bathroom's always clean.”
― Mark Olmsted, Ink from the Pen: A Prison Memoir