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“First count to ten,” said Mrs. Jewls. Joe counted to ten: “six, eight, twelve, one, five, two, seven, eleven, three, ten.”
― Louis Sachar, Sideways Stories from Wayside School

“Her specialty was a nice, hot bowl of mud. She called it porridge.”
― Louis Sachar, Sideways Stories from Wayside School

“However, when I told them stories about you, they thought that you were strange and silly.” “US?” the children answered. “How are we strange?”
― Louis Sachar, Sideways Stories from Wayside School

“Okay, in that case, we have a lot of work to do—reading, writing, subtraction, addition, spelling. Everybody take out a piece of paper. We will have a test now.”
― Louis Sachar, Sideways Stories from Wayside School