E.B. > E.B.'s Quotes

“I’ll put off reading Lolita for six more years until she turns 18.”
― Groucho Marx

“No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.”
― Groucho Marx

“Before I speak, I have something important to say.”
― Groucho Marx

“The only real laughter comes from despair.”
― Groucho Marx, The Groucho Letters

“This isn't a particularly novel observation, but the world is full of people who think they can manipulate the lives of others merely by getting a law passed.”
― Groucho Marx

“It seemed like a matter of minutes when we began rolling in the foothills before Oakland and suddenly reached a height and saw stretched out ahead of us the fabulous white city of San Francisco on her eleven mystic hills with the blue Pacific and its advancing wall of potato-patch fog beyond, and smoke and goldenness in the late afternoon of time.”
― Jack Kerouac, On the Road