Andy > Andy's Quotes

“that which doesn't kill you, almost kills you”
― Michael Gottlieb, The Likes of Us

“from the poem Holographic Personality Disgrace:

Some people are such assholes that saying, "Look, again, I'm sorry I cut off my thumb and glued it to your baby's head because I thought you'd like him better as a unicorn" means nothing to them.”
― Sam Pink

“...a totally dried noose for one is to another an integrated text adept at the cards that ruin whimsy...”
― Peter Ganick, Agoraphobia

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

“I have put my arm down forever to interrupt the men who want more hair."

from the poem "Pasadena" collected in Own Face (1978)”
― Clark Coolidge