Quotes - Brooke W (thereadersgame) (The United States) Showing 1-30 of 166

#1

“We all need muffins”
― Queen V

tags: muffins, stan, yes, yum

8 likes

#2

“We're all High on air”
― Queen V

tags: humor, stan, yes

6 likes

#3

“Don't just stand there like a big fucking muffin!”
― Gordon Ramsay

59 likes

#4

“Where's the lamb sauce?!”
― Gordon Ramsay

6 likes

#5

“i say cardan no matter what anyone says”
― Alice C.

tags: cardan

0 likes

#6

“Picking five favorite books is like picking the five body parts you'd most like not to lose.”
― Neil Gaiman

tags: books, favorite-books

1612 likes

#7

“A relieved grin filled up Thorne’s face. “We’re having another moment, aren’t we?”

“If by a moment, you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.”
― Marissa Meyer, Scarlet

1228 likes

#8

“If I decide to be an idiot, then I’ll be an idiot on my own accord.”
― Johann Sebastian Bach

tags: conformity, humor

66 likes

#9

“It is the first responsibility of every citizen to question authority.”
― Benjamin Franklin

tags: dissent, duty, independent-thought

773 likes

#10

“It is one of life's bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when things are really getting interesting.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Grim Grotto

2905 likes

#11

“Instead of cursing the darkness, light a candle.”
― Ben Franklin

tags: inspirational, proverb

714 likes

#12

“Why do all your brilliant ideas involve felonies?”
― Kathy Reichs, Virals

tags: humor, virals

208 likes

#13

“Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.”
― Benjamin Franklin

tags: hmmm

6889 likes

#14

“An elite confederacy of nerds. My peeps”
― Kathy Reichs, Virals

tags: humor

180 likes

#15

“I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
― Benjamin Franklin

tags: examinations, failure, humor

1188 likes

#16

“I was a fool!" Percy roared, so loudly that Lupin nearly dropped his photograph. "I was an idiot, I was a pompous prat, I was a - a -"
"Ministry-loving, family-disowning, power-hungry moron," said Fred.
Percy swallowed.
"Yes, I was!"
"Well, you can't say fairer than that," said Fred, holding out his hand to Percy.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

tags: fred-weasley, percy-weasley

49 likes

#17

“I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Penultimate Peril

tags: humor

5068 likes

#18

“As I am sure you know, when people say 'It's my pleasure,' they usually mean something along the lines of, 'There's nothing on Earth I would rather do less.' [...]”
― Lemony Snicket, The Penultimate Peril

697 likes

#19

“Neither were you [born yesterday], unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life. ”
― Lemony Snicket, The Penultimate Peril

tags: humor

458 likes

#20

“Blinded following the Blindfolded”
― Lemony Snicket, The Penultimate Peril

67 likes

#21

“Tell me what it is, or prepare to eat harpoon.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Penultimate Peril

29 likes

#22

“I feel fine," Sunny said. "Burn down hotel." "That's my girl!" Count Olaf cried. "If only Carmelita had your spunk! With all the errands I had to do, burning down this hotel hadn't even occurred to me. But even when you're very busy, you should always take time for your hobbies.”
― Lemony Snicket

tags: a-series-of-unfortunate-events, lemony-snicket, penultimate-peril

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#23

“I honestly don’t give a flying pig who you are. Everyone deserves a hug\(^-^)/”
― — Me

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#24