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  • #1
    Scott Adams
    “I love you like a fat kid loves cake!”
    ― Scott Adams

  • #2
    Stephen Colbert
    “I’m the frosting on America’s cake, and tonight I’m willing to let you lick the bowl.”
    ― Stephen Colbert

  • #3
    Marilyn Monroe
    “If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.”
    ― Marilyn Monroe

  • #4
    Stephenie Meyer
    “He's like a drug for you, Bella.”
    ― Stephenie Meyer, Eclipse

  • #5
    Bernard M. Baruch
    “Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.”
    ― Bernard M. Baruch

  • #6
    Francesca Lia Block
    “Everything was chocolate ice cream and kisses and wind.”
    ― Francesca Lia Block, The Hanged Man

  • #7
    Scott Adams
    “Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.”
    ― Scott Adams

  • #8
    Scott Adams
    “The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.”
    ― Scott Adams

  • #9
    Scott Adams
    “If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
    ― Scott Adams

  • #10
    Scott Adams
    “Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.”
    ― Scott Adams

  • #11
    Scott Adams
    “If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I'd be a 400 pound guy.”
    ― Scott Adams