“Did you ever in your life,' he asked, 'mount a bicycle from the right?'
'I did not.'
'And why?'
'I do not know. I never thought about it.'
He laughed at me indulgently.
'It is nearly an insoluble pancake,' he smiled, 'a conundrum of inscrutable potentialities, a snorter.”
―
Flann O'Brien,
The Third Policeman