Daryl > Daryl's Quotes

“I see Bob’s been giving you lessons in asshole-do.” He turned to me and bowed. “Thank you so much for your instruction, Sensei.” “You are welcome, Pad-a-half.” “I’m not up to Pad-a-one yet, Master Yoda?” “Not quite.”
― Jerry Boyd, Shady Oaks

“The solid waste is approaching the ventilation impeller at high velocity?” “That’s what I think, but I don’t know what to prepare for.”
― Jerry Boyd, Bob's Saucer Repair

“I picked up Mrs. Parks, and trailed along. My whole life I’d heard about picking up women, and how much fun it was. I must have been doing it wrong, I didn’t get a lot out of it..”
― Jerry Boyd, Shady Oaks