Laini Taylor

“HELLO. Hello hello hello hello hello hello.

Hello?

Damn, now I've gone and done it. I've made hello go all abstract and weird. It looks like an alien rune now, something an astronaut would find engraved on a moon rock and go, A strange moon word! I must bring this back to Earth as a gift for my deaf son! And which would then--of course--hatch flying space piranhas and wipe out humanity in less than three days, SOMEHOW sparing the astronaut just so he could be in the final shot, weeping on his knees in the ruins of civilization and crying out to the heavens, It was just helloooooooo!

Oh. Huh. It's totally back to normal now. No more alien doom. Astronaut, I just kept you from destroying Earth,

YOU'RE WELCOME.”


Laini Taylor, Days of Blood & Starlight
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Days of Blood & Starlight (Daughter of Smoke & Bone, #2) Days of Blood & Starlight by Laini Taylor
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