“Maturity is what happens when one learns to only give a fuck about what’s truly fuckworthy. Then, as we grow older and enter middle age, something else begins to change. Our energy level drops. Our identity solidifies. We know who we are. And, in a strange way, this is liberating. We no longer need to give a fuck about everything. Life is just what it is. We realize that we’re never going to cure cancer or go to the moon or feel Jennifer Aniston’s tits.”