“As part of a move to make a continent look better, money was given to the small town to improve itself, and they built a holding pool for the...fishing boats that would still work in the winter when it was too rough...The holding pool filled with ducks and they shat everywhere. There were hundreds of ducks....
Given the way they have to have sex, it's remarkable that there are *any* ducks. ... The male more or less drowns the female, who has to focus hard on staying afloat, and they both have to deal with wings and beaks and water and feathers, and it looks nasty, and they still have sex. So there were a great many ducks. And they all shat everywhere.”