Mr Savage Cushions esq asked Corben Duke:

Dear Mr C, just to let you know that I've reached 'The quorn before the storm', page 3598, (according to my kindle). It says it's chapter 16, but that's a fib isn't it? Enjoying it immensely. Reading time is getting squeezed more and more as work time expands. If you know where I can acquire a huge amount of money, could you drop me a line, appreciate it. All good w's Sav

Corben Duke Page 3,598, you say. You've exceeded all my expectations by at least 3,590 pages. Well done. And thanks for the positive feedback. Positive feedback is a lot better than that other stuff - negative feedback. This author is not at home to Mr Negativity, no siree.
Now to your question: how to acquire a huge amount of money. I have an answer. One of my many jobs is chairman of the Society of Mars Geologists, which is one of the reasons that rocks feature so prominently in the book. Over the years I have pin-pointed rich deposits of gold on Mars. I have all the co-ordinates marked on a map which I keep in my sock drawer. I can give it to you if you like. The Mars One Project is currently recruiting for colonists so I suggest you put your name down and go and claim your fortune. Don't worry about things back here on Earth, I'll look after the lovely Mrs Cushions .... mwahahahaha MWAHAHAHAHA.
Regards,
The Dook

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