Penumbra asked Al Stewart:

Hello, Mr. Stewart. My question is very important since Easter is coming. When you eat your chocolate bunny, do you eat the bottom first? Or the head first? And why? Thank you :)

Al Stewart Thank you for this important question, Penumbra. The eating of chocolate bunnies is a very personal matter . Myself, I like to prolong the experience by first admiring the workmanship of the bunny. Then, once my eyes have feasted on its chocolate perfection, I tentatively nibble one ear, taking time to.check the bun is in no distress. And afterwards, I am very much ashamed to admit that I let fly, and simply gobble.
Over the years, I have of course tried eating bunnies in various positions such as on my head or from my dudeoir, but my favourite is consummation of bunny with a cuppa :)

Chocolate bunnies
Oh so sweet
What a delicious
Yummy treat
Stop the wars !
Freeze the clocks !
And eat your bunny
In stripey socks.

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